Paris says No No to Techno...

[Haziel]

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^^the best fucking move this guy will probably ever make , he is getting tons of publicity and i'm sure it's a good anecdote to hear from the chap

[Gatz]

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nobody listens to techno - 6 megs

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NPBA72HV

or

http://www.mediafire.com/?enzmhtjmiyj

[jeffrey collins]

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This is the move that just made Angello a legend.

[4wardprogress]

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just more proof that Paris sucks!

[Shosh!]

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i wonder if getting treated like a princess is the same as that guy cumming on her face in her video.

[Haziel]

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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0UesVWaNGg[/YOUTUBE]

[jeffrey collins]

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^^^that was his official coronation. Great video. Well recorded, looks like a pro shot.

[Steve Graham]

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hahaha, good for him, thats fuckin hilarious

[DancingQueen]

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Hahah that's awesome

[|Thrax|]

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yea, i copuld care less about that c*nt she can lick my foot.

[Shpira]

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Just checking in to say hello and clear a few things up. I've been getting a lot of calls and emails regarding these subjects I'm about to discuss. First of all, last night at a club my boyfriend and I were assaulted for no reason at all. The DJ (I don't even know his name cause he sucks so bad) was playing the worst music ever! I like certain techno music, but this was not even danceable and was frankly giving me a migraine. I asked one of my friends who runs the hotel if he could change the music and he said " I'll lead you up to the DJ booth tell him and he'll play whatever you want." So he walked Doug and I over there. I asked the DJ if he could please play Daft Punk or Bob Sinclair and he rudely snapped at me and was like 'I only play this kind of music." I think he was jealous cause Bob Sinclair is a far better DJ then this guy by about a million times. He was so unbelievably rude and all because I asked to play one good song. Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don't ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that's when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening. I had never seen anything like it in my life. Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip. There was blood all over, I cried I was so upset and scared. It was ridiculous and for such a stupid reason, I cannot believe people behave this way, like ainmals! FYI this is not in my nature to be in club brawls, I;ve never been around anything like that. It was totally unprovoked and thank God Doug was there to rescue me. A man should NEVER put his hands on a woman in that manner.
Another thing I keep getting are emails from you guys, calls from family, flowers from friends congratulating me on my engagement. They said they read some story the other day saying that when Doug and I went to dinner with my parents the other night that he proposed and I declined. This never happend, I dont know where they come up with these stories sometimes. All we did was have a lovely dinner at my mom's favorite restaurant. We had all been together on My BFF Show set all day shooting scenes for this upcoming season. It was histerical and a lot of fun. But I will tell you this, Doug is an amazing guy and I feel very lucky that we found each other. We've been friends the past year now and have became very close. He's my best friend, we are so much alike, we love to travel and we have the most incredible time together no matter where we are. I've never been happier. He truly treats me like his princess and that's how every girl should always be treated, Never forget that ladies. My parents love him too, so I'm really happy about that. I love his parents as well, they are such a lovely family. His mother is stunning, so beautiful, sweet, funny and smart. We all had such an amazing time in Maui together, so I'm glad Doug's getting to know my family as well.
I flew into New York this morning, I'm about to go to the Eye Wear Convention. I'm launching my new sunglass line. I'm so excited! I love wearing sunglasses and now I have my very own line! Loves it! So, I have to run, but hope everyones doing wonderfully and love you all.
Love always Paris xoxo

This is her version from the blog...check out one of the comments so funny these ppl are as illiterate and retarded as she is...

Hi Sweetie, I know how DJs can be, I work various nightclubs as a Bouncer. One great Bouncer I know, Josh Richards had a similar incident. It was closing time, and he asked the DJ to wrap it up and the DJ told him to go f*ck himself. Josh and I look at each other, and I told the guy he better wind up now, or I'd start switching breakers, which could adversely affect his equipment. He flipped us off and got arrogant about it Josh and I went into his booth and pulled him out and his laptop and equipment. ........The other club I worked in had some band I never heard of "Necro" apparently hip hop, and when the canceled, the club went nuts and gangbangers started trashing the place. It was so destroyed and was so bad it made the news. That was RICHARDS ON RICHARDS.........Honey, I am just glad you are okay, Sweetie. Doug did right by you do step in no matter how many, but my first concern would have been to get you out of harms way, then to deal with the idiots. Sometimes there is no time and they are all over you. Josh had been swarmed by 6 guys too, but he is great. It turns out we had the same teacher (Danny) who has great combat jujitsu techniques that are effective and unconventional. ........I am strong too, but you don't need strength, these techniques are so good, there is no reason why you yourself could not benefit from it, too, Paris. I wish I could show you some things, but I am in Vancouver. ........I hope you are alright, and yes, there are idiots at clubs, both patrons and DJs. Funny the timing, are you looking for additional security staff/bodyguards? If so, how would one apply?........I did not hear about this unprovoked assault but the bodyguard for the DJ should have done nothing more than put himself between you and him if there was no threat. I think it was a sheer unwarranted sense of arrogance that made him do this. I am very sorry for you having to go through that. I did hear about the proposal in media, but did not think it to be true. I hope you are well, Sweetie, I love you and wish you the very best.........*KISSES* & *HUGS*

try and count the "honey" and "sweetie" usage LOL

[fyrestarter]

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love the comments of all the ass kissers:

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=6459682&blogId=479446356

What Paris did was simply make a request to a DJ, and that happens all the time at clubs. She did nothing out of line, and from the sounds of it, she was reasonable about it, did not cop attitude, and she gets pushed by the DJs bodyguard? (I have to wonder if he is even licensed). If she came on like she owned the place, and arrogantly imposed herself, then that is one thing, but she did NOT do that. I worked a lot of clubs and there are a lot of DJs out there who have an unwarranted sense of arrogance and entitlement, and have had to shut them down. This guy sounds exactly like one of those DJs. If Paris has a request, that is far from being unreasonable. She did nothing wrong, and it was the DJ and his bodyguard who were the ones who were out of order in this scenario.

[Haziel]

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Haziel ' s version

Paris : Can you put something i can dance to like my disc?

Sa: * Raises eyebrow and gives a sarcastic grin *

Paris : Dude i'm serious at least put some madonna or black eyed peas song

Sa : I don't play that shit.

Paris : but why?? your music sucks

Sa: OK it probably does... now can you get out of the booth before you give me aids?

Paris: * goes to her bodyguard and douche boyfirend * OMG what a rude person he answered to me in a not so cool way... me Paris hilton.!

Body guard: * goes up to SA along with douche boyfriend * Yo gotta be outta fuckinmind to talk to paris like that ,

SA : uh? * gets shoved and pushed around *

3 Club bodyguards: *Bim bam boom clash stomp*

result : douche boyfriend with broken lip , taimed bodyguard, Paris is on the news again , and Steve angello becomes a Legend.

[i!!ustrious]

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i'd prob still pork her shitter, but only while blaring out some quality edms while doing it -- so as to teach her bunk ass a lesson. har har har

[Haziel]

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^^^ GO FOR IT !!

* hands luckycharms some zidovudine *