Joke time again...

[pablo_tc]

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

-Nacho cheese

What do you call cheese that's not yours in da hood?

-Nacho cheese mothafucka'!!

God I've been laughing for 5 minutes now!!!

Hilarious!

[picklemonkey]

<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
Oh man, I'm so doing this shit! I'll put random shit in each envelope I get... potato chips, grass, leaves, toilet paper, cereal box UPCs, etc. You name it, this shit is going to make me excited every time I get spam now!
*giggity giggity giggity*

[wopjob]

Re: Joke time again...

What do you get when you cross a Paedo and a Pirate?

Arrrrrr Kelly

[credit to Popbitch]

[Sovovich]

Keep em Coming!!

[Dhar_2]

Re: Joke time again...

How do you tell your sister is on the blob?

Your dad?s dick tastes like shit.



Wrong on sooo many levels, love it.

TOO TRUE

LOL

[Civic_Zen]

IRC Humor


t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right


<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.


<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?


<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?


<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"


docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)


<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

[wakeupkeo]

Re: Joke time again...

Ha Ha!

[remy]

Re: Joke time again...

How do you tell your sister is on the blob?

Your dad?s dick tastes like shit.



Wrong on sooo many levels, love it.

Here's another horribly wrong one ...

How can you make your little sister cry twice?

-Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear after your finished with her.

[viv]

Re: Joke time again...

A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.''

The woman replied, ''Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?''

The man replied, ''No, I'm turning the heat off.''

[drthundr]

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?


....nothing, you already told her twice.

ba doom boom

[maddlingo]

Re: Joke time again...

What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?

Not being retarded!

Am I going straight to hell for laughing at this?

[Morgan]

Re: Joke time again...

How do you tell your sister is on the blob?

Your dad?s dick tastes like shit.



Wrong on sooo many levels, love it.

[paris]

Re: Joke time again...

Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FlashLight]

Re: Joke time again...

i was on alunch today with some friends and heard those jokes.
Why do the black men have big dicks?
Becouse the white men had toys when they were little.

What is white, plastic and kids are afraid of it?
Michael Jackson

what does a black man doing under a ton of sand?
who gives a shit.

and the last one,

A little rabbit got drunk and fell in a river. A bear and a fox came along, and tried to call him out: "come on, rabbit, come out, you will drown"
Rabbit says: "fuck off, you land animals!"
sick!

just want to say, i apologise if i offended someone with those jokes, i dont have anything against black people, Michael or some little rabbits.

lp

[twisted_ro]

Re: Joke time again...

Bush begins his speech to open the Olympic Games:
He looks at his paper and says:
- Ooooo! Ooooo! Ooooo! Ooooo! Ooooo!
An aid comes over and whispers:
- Mr. President, these are the Olympic rings... Your speech is below.