Joke time again...

[plotek]

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how do you make a polish sausage?

...from a retarded pig.

[octeight]

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why do people keep mentioning octeight?????

is there something im missing??

[gage188]

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?

Not being retarded!

[Loafer]

some great one's here, cheers for making my day

[msanchez]

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*KNOCK KNOCK*

[WilDFire]

Digital Reason - you're scaring me. How do you know my wife's a teacher? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddd ddd.

[remy]

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What do you call cheese that's not yours?

-Nacho cheese

What do you call cheese that's not yours in da hood?

-Nacho cheese mothafucka'!!

[papa_giorgio]

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Did somebody called me?

[Civic_Zen]

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What did the Zero say to the Eight?

- Nice belt

o-m-g

ok [you], check another one :
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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

I am totally lost, all these references to me. Why? How? Who? and most of all What?

[Wanni]

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Wait, I don't get it. Why did you name me here?

What did the Zero say to the Eight?

- Nice belt

o-m-g

ok [you], check another one :
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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

[FlashLight]

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What is a difference between 10 gooses(animal) and 3 blonds?
7

What has 4 legs and one arm?
Happy pit bull.

Name?
Abu Dalah Sarafi.
Sex?
Four times a week.
No, no, no..... male or female?
Male, female...... sometimes camel.......

thats all folks, at least for now.

2 DigitalReason: dont know wher did u find me, orif this one was for me, but anyway, its good. :wink:

[DigitalReason]

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What did the Zero say to the Eight?

- Nice belt

o-m-g

ok [you], check another one :
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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

[msanchez]

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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"....

[Pataky P]

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Great!!!

[remy]

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What did the Zero say to the Eight?

- Nice belt