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  • floridaorange
    I'm merely a humble butler
    • Dec 2005
    • 29125
    #1

    What would you do if...

    ...your girlfriend/wife destroyed your ps3 or xbox?


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    My macbook powerchord is mysteriously "missing" today...

    It was fun while it lasted...
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    • lilsensa
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 6682
      #2
      Re: What would you do if...

      cunt punt.
      RIP ~ Steve James







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        • chunky
          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
          • Jan 2006
          • 10586
          #3
          Re: What would you do if...

          The girl in the first video would get a Dirty Sanchez, that usually sorts them out!

          Oh I don't own a PS3 or and XBOX
          Originally posted by res0nat0r
          OK Lets All Stroke Ron Pauls Cock On 3!

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            • Funky Dredd
              Are you Kidding me??
              • May 2005
              • 3704
              #4
              Re: What would you do if...

              Originally posted by chunky
              The girl in the first video would get a Dirty Sanchez, that usually sorts them out!

              Oh I don't own a PS3 or and XBOX
              So what your saying is she would get it regardless of the situation
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                • chunky
                  Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                  • Jan 2006
                  • 10586
                  #5
                  Re: What would you do if...

                  Originally posted by Funky Dredd
                  So what your saying is she would get it regardless of the situation
                  yeah
                  Originally posted by res0nat0r
                  OK Lets All Stroke Ron Pauls Cock On 3!

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                    • Johnnyboy
                      Addiction started
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 349
                      #6
                      Re: What would you do if...

                      1st. I don't own a PS3 or XBox...
                      2nd. She looked cute... crazy for sure... But cute...
                      3rd. I'd try to "use" her box more than the "XBox"...
                      4th. Sounds like now she is the "Ex"Box...
                      5th. If that was my Techs or my rek-kids... I'd be calling OJ's legal team...
                      Remember: You are never more than six days away from FRIDAY!!!

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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18980
                          #7
                          Re: What would you do if...

                          Originally posted by floridaorange
                          My powerchord is "missing"
                          is that like a slash super sound or something?


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                            • floridaorange
                              I'm merely a humble butler
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 29125
                              #8
                              Re: What would you do if...

                              i found it.



                              It was fun while it lasted...

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                                • DIDI
                                  Aussie Pest
                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 17250
                                  #9
                                  Re: What would you do if...

                                  Wanton destruction is a bad thing
                                  Originally posted by TheVrk
                                  it IS incredible isn't it??
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                                    • Mr.Big
                                      Platinum Poster
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 1390
                                      #10
                                      Re: What would you do if...

                                      To be honest i don't have alot of hobbies and would consider computer games a hobbie for the last 20 years. i don't think women get that. I mean a girlfriend or wife prob wouldn't have an issue if you went off playing a 4 hour round of golf or out fishing for the day. Out of site/out of mind and all that.

                                      Its because you sit there in the same house as them playing away while they are bored watching you.

                                      On the flipside you have to keep a balance and spend some quality time with her too. I think an hour a day is resonable if you are living with a partner, spending 3+ hours daily is abit much.
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                                        • diegoff
                                          Are you Kidding me??
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 3886
                                          #11
                                          Re: What would you do if...

                                          I stole the money from her, cent after cent, untill I can buy a new one...
                                          Itīs a spiritual thing!

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                                            • coleby761
                                              Are you Kidding me??
                                              • May 2008
                                              • 4866
                                              #12
                                              Re: What would you do if...

                                              Originally posted by chunky
                                              The girl in the first video would get a Dirty Sanchez, that usually sorts them out!

                                              Oh I don't own a PS3 or and XBOX
                                              No video games for me either and my method for payback woud be a Cincinatti Bowtie

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                                                • Michael^Heaven
                                                  Platinum Poster
                                                  • May 2008
                                                  • 1349
                                                  #13
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                                                  I never have/never will own a XBOX or PS3. However, if my gf was to destroy my Technics or my mixer then, well, I have something extra special for her...



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                                                  After 10 days, the victim's head bursts, and you have thousands of new bugs to play with!

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                                                    • diegoff
                                                      Are you Kidding me??
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 3886
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: What would you do if...

                                                      ^^ ugly, ugly, ugly...
                                                      Itīs a spiritual thing!

                                                      feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
                                                      Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
                                                      May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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                                                        • Dhar_2
                                                          meat and potatoes
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 18980
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: What would you do if...

                                                          Originally posted by DIDI
                                                          Wanton destruction is a bad thing

                                                          must not eat wanton!

                                                          destruction is bad..............!!!!!!!!




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