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  • Jibgolly
    Vortexuralizor
    • Jun 2004
    • 20806
    #16
    Re: Hire-A-Hoff

    this is priceless. i wish you could record that phone call and post it jan. lmfao!

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      • shosh
        Banned
        • Jun 2004
        • 4673
        #17
        Re: Hire-A-Hoff

        lol X 1000

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          • AntonyM
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Oct 2004
            • 6412
            #18
            Re: Hire-A-Hoff

            Would have prefered the Knight Rider costume

            Originally posted by Shpira
            So came back last night...
            Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

            All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
            Originally posted by Illuminate
            Let me get this straight.

            So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

            1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
            2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
            3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
            4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

            Am I close here?

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              • KinKyJ
                Platinum Poser
                • Jun 2004
                • 13440
                #19
                Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                Originally posted by Jibgolly
                this is priceless. i wish you could record that phone call and post it jan. lmfao!
                Myeah, I guess I'm having a slow day: as soon as I had put down the horn, I was like "fuuuuuuck, why didn't I put that tosser on speaker and recorded the call with my cell???"

                Poor fella, he sounded like he was having a multi-orgasm when I offered him a job abroad... and just when he pictured his name in neon (MAGNUS *blink blink*) the hammer came down. Dayum, I wish I could've seen his face when I dropped the pink tutu

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                  • KinKyJ
                    Platinum Poser
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 13440
                    #20
                    Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                    Originally posted by AntonyM
                    Would have prefered the Knight Rider costume
                    The Magnus version would probably have been something like:

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                      • jarble187
                        vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 2055
                        #21
                        Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                        ^^^^^Very Kinky indeed
                        Push the envelope, watch it bend.


                        www.kansascitytechno.com


                        Wakarusa Dj Winter Classic Mix Submission Feb 2011

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                          • AntonyM
                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 6412
                            #22
                            Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                            Originally posted by KinKyJ
                            The Magnus version would probably have been something like:

                            Kinky your computer skills are unparaelled
                            Originally posted by Shpira
                            So came back last night...
                            Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                            All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                            Originally posted by Illuminate
                            Let me get this straight.

                            So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                            1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                            2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                            3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                            4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                            Am I close here?

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                              • KinKyJ
                                Platinum Poser
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 13440
                                #23
                                Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                                Originally posted by jarble187
                                ^^^^^Very Kinky indeed
                                kinky is an understatement jarbs. I think he'd call it client satisfaction...



                                Originally posted by AntonyM
                                Kinky your computer skills are unparaelled
                                awwwww please, you're making me blush, teeeheee Didn't make that myself, the guy who made the record store cat animations did... (http://b3ta.hnldesign.nl/rsc/)

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                                  • AntonyM
                                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                    • Oct 2004
                                    • 6412
                                    #24
                                    Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                                    ^^^^^Time well spend
                                    behind the computer indeed
                                    Originally posted by Shpira
                                    So came back last night...
                                    Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                                    All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                                    Originally posted by Illuminate
                                    Let me get this straight.

                                    So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                                    1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                                    2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                                    3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                                    4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                                    Am I close here?

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                                      • AntonyM
                                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                        • Oct 2004
                                        • 6412
                                        #25
                                        Re: Hire-A-Hoff



                                        What the hell is the deal with Gary Coleman and DH?
                                        Originally posted by Shpira
                                        So came back last night...
                                        Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                                        All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                                        Originally posted by Illuminate
                                        Let me get this straight.

                                        So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                                        1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                                        2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                                        3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                                        4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                                        Am I close here?

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                                          • groffhibbitz
                                            Gold Gabber
                                            • Jun 2004
                                            • 632
                                            #26
                                            Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                                            uhh did someone say hire a Groff?

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                                              • KinKyJ
                                                Platinum Poser
                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 13440
                                                #27
                                                Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                                                ^^^ depends how far and for how long you can suck in your tummy. why? feel like mowing my lawn in a pink tutu?

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                                                  • groffhibbitz
                                                    Gold Gabber
                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 632
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                                                    I'll do it. I'm good at sucky sucky.

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                                                      • KinKyJ
                                                        Platinum Poser
                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 13440
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                                                        HAHAHAHAHA!

                                                        Well, what else can I say than welcome to the suck...

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                                                          • jarble187
                                                            vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
                                                            • Sep 2004
                                                            • 2055
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Hire-A-Hoff

                                                            Originally posted by groffhibbitz
                                                            uhh did someone say hire a Groff?
                                                            You must submit your head shots to the review board and we will contact you if you are eleigible for the offer!
                                                            Push the envelope, watch it bend.


                                                            www.kansascitytechno.com


                                                            Wakarusa Dj Winter Classic Mix Submission Feb 2011

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