Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....
Whats red and white and sits in a tree?
A sanitary owl.
Whats red and white and sits in a tree?
A sanitary owl.
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Originally posted by Hoff
ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!!
thankyou
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Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....
contains swearing right at the end (FYI)
Liver and Pineapple pizza
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPKqCgdLpDE[/YOUTUBE]....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
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What is a dangerous insect?
Hepatitis B
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What did Michael Jackson ask R. Kelly?
You got two 5's for a 10?you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky
it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles
Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....
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Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky
it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles
Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....
----PEACE-----Comment
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Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky
it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles
Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....
----PEACE-----Comment
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I just bought a Mercedes SL550. It's fantastic, when you say "Soul", it plays James Brown. When you say "Rock", it plays AC/DC. Last night some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it started to play Michael Jackson.
stolen from wwtdd....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
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What's the difference between a terrorist and a psychiatrist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist
Considering I work in the area of mental health, I find this particularly amusingLast edited by Micko; October 23, 2008, 05:55:50 PM.Comment
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Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....
This guy who's having problems hearing goes to a doctor. The doctor says, tell me all your symptoms. The guy says, "Homer, Marge, Bart..."Comment
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A bloke tried to sell me 8 legs of venison the other day for 600 quid. Is that to dear?Originally posted by Hoff
ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou
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Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....
One guy is very upset and yells at his friend, “You slept with my
wife, you son of a bitch. I am gonna make you pay for what you did.”
“Bullshit,” replies the other one, “why should I pay twice?”If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William BlakeComment
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