A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

[Kamal]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

hey trick, quit while you're still ahead. seriously. I dont want to turn this thread into a session of distasteful discourse. lets call it a truce and I call it peace if you were offended about a hand job joke. we both move on and you stop taking on the rest of the board. either that or I pull rank. so lets go back to enjoying the music and you quit reading the funnies.

cool?

[trick12]

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id take away the threat, u can pull all the ranks u want..but i think that ur approach is better and i accept ur truce, i wasnt trying to get at u personally and obviously i had nothing against u before....im here for the known common between us and its the music and its about respect and if i feel that its turning into something else then i would be quick and proud to leave...so were cool kamal...


hey 88 when the men r talking u stfu, .......

[88Mariner]

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id take away the threat, u can pull all the ranks u want..but i think that ur approach is better and i accept ur truce, i wasnt trying to get at u personally and obviously i had nothing against u before....im here for the known common between us and its the music and its about respect and if i feel that its turning into something else then i would be quick and proud to leave...so were cool kamal...


hey 88 when the men r talking u stfu, .......

9-year-olds, dude.

[trick12]

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^^^ ill ignore u like a bird ignores its shit after it pooped...so stfu doni!!!

[88Mariner]

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^^^ ill ignore u like a bird ignores its shit after it pooped...so stfu doni!!!

fill one of these out and send it to my secretary. I'll get back to you within 48 hours.

[DIDI]

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I'm having flashbacks to high school and watching all the class bullies in action

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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heres a fuckin joke weirdos,i seem to remember thats wot this thread is about..........................................
jack and jill went up the hill,
so jack could lick jills fanny,
he got a shock and a mouthfull of cock,
'cause jills a pre op tranny

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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a 73 year old woman is in court for streaking at the Chelsea Flower Show................
she was let off with a caution and awarded 1st prize for Best Dried Arrangement!

[Steve Graham]

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hahaha

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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a nurse finds a mental patient rubbing his cock between 2 biscuits!
she asks 'wot in gods name are you doing?'
he replies 'im fucking crackers!!'

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

2 Litres of low fat milk
6eggs
2 litres of orange juice
A lettuce
half a dozen tomatoes
a 500g jar of coffee
a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk was standing behind her watching. While the till operator was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly said "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about them that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cos you’re fucking ugly."

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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Humpty Dumpty sat on his bed
As little Bo Beep was giving him head
Just as he came she began to weep
She could tell by the taste he’d been shaggin her sheep!!

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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Guess what this is ...

"Fuck off !!"
"No it’s my turn !!"
"But you had it earlier let me have it you bastard"
"Bollocks I’m not finished"
























Siamese twins having a wank

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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There were these two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through the hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and the giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left. Would you care to do it again ?"
He asks her, "Shall we ?"
She eagerly replies, "Oh yes, let’s! But let’s change positions.


This time, I’ll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head !"