A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

[nick007]

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Indeed

[Huggie Smiles]

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oh dear

[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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i had to go to jimmy savilles funeral yesterday,just to make sure the cunt was dead.
ive never forgave him for 'fixing' it for me to meet gary glitter when i was six

[nick007]

Re: A drunken man walks into a biker bar.....

^

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?














Full!

[Huggie Smiles]

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My new Lexus has voice activated Satelite Radio. and one day while driving I tried it out and said…”Classic Rock” and it started playing Alman Brothers.


So then I said, “Country” and it started playing Carrie I-wanna-get-in-her pants


Then I got a text from my wife about our neighbors kid breaking a window in the house, and I said,…”Fucking kids!”


Suddenly Micheal Jackson started playing!

[floridaorange]

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[GAVIN.MCAVOY]

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Hellooo people.looks like uve miseed a few jokes.so heres one..

Whats brown and very lonley???????????????

Saddam hussains camel!!

[DIDI]

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[bobjuice]

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Just bought the mrs a pair of crotchless knickers for halloween. Not a sexual thing, thought it may help her get a better grip on her broomstick.

[Rawrmune]

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^ Nice one! Haha!

[clintlove]

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A white guy, a black guy, a Christian, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says,









"What can I get you Mr. President?"

[Huggie Smiles]

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Ma neighbour approached me the other day about underwear gon missin fae her washin line.













A nearly shat her pants.

[Kamal]

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One day the teacher was talking about marriage in class...
Teacher: what kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny: I want a wife like the moon...
Teacher: Wow what a choice...do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?
Johnny: NO. I want her to come at Night and Disappear in the morning......

[nick007]

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was walking through the cemetery this morning an - 13 Jul 2011

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouchingdown behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning" He said, "No, just taking a shit."

[nick007]

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Paddy and his wife were discussing their sex life. Paddy said, "I want totry that wheelbarrow position tonight."His wife asked, "What is that?"Paddy told her, "You bend over, put your hands on the floor then I pickyour legs up and take you from behind!"His wife said, "Hmm, okay, I'll do it on two conditions. First, if it hurtsyou stop immediately and, second... we don't go down past my mother'shouse!"