DJing Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

[Ben Pound]

Jeff Mills poops on my bald head and I massage it into my scalp.

He told me this is the only way I will even be allowed on the mothership to visit his home planet.

[Caley Martin]

Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

what's the initiation ritual like?

[Ben Pound]

Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

The almighty Mills wears a blue sequined robe with a single hole in the back from which he excretes his magic in a perfect coil on top of my head.

It is dark aside from a few candles and my hands are bound. The first time I had to use my feet to rub his magic feces into my brain.

It is easier now that I can use my hands.

You will notice that my pale head is becoming less so as I absorb more of Mills' magic.

[Caley Martin]

Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

l0lz 0mg. and what traxx0r is playing during this? Bodzin - Telestorrhea?

[Ben Pound]

Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

It is a perfect mix of "In the Bush", "Casa", and my dub remix of "Everything Counts" by Depeche Mode. These and 54 copies of Spastik.

[Caley Martin]

Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

rotating like machine guns

[Ben Pound]

Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

Yes... like machine guns. Oddly enough Jeff Mills can rapid fire fecal coils onto my head in a machine gun style. I believe it was synced up to the 54 copies of Spastik.

He can do this because he is a deity. I am humbled.

[Caley Martin]

Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

shitstorm.

[Ben Pound]

Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

Shit cannon is more like it.

I await my next fecal infusion. I feel as if I'm running out of ideas.

[Caley Martin]

Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

like beating the shit out of a dead horse... infusion plz.

[Ben Pound]

Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

Horse is dead.

[Caley Martin]

Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

Alaskan Pipeline Panda?

[Ben Pound]

Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

Jeff prefers the Nebraskan Mudslide.

[Caley Martin]

Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

Why won't you die? die? die? cock. cock. cock. cock.

[Ben Pound]

Re: Why my [Stephan Bodzin's] music is so good

Long live DJ Homosexual Nazi!