Barack, Batman, Santa: types of the Antichrist (Satan incarnate); 9/11 was warning

[bobjuice]

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twat

yup

see if he sticks around though - we may even show him the light?

[Bender420]

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-movie stars (especially ones who played God or Satan, like Willem Dafoe, Jim Carrey, & Jack Nicholson),

he forgot the best of all, George Burns, who played both i might add!

that being said, i'd like to respond to him with this quote,

" Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."

[Huggie Smiles]

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Finally! Ned Flanders made his first post on [ms].

[shosh]

Re: Barack, Batman, Santa: types of the Antichrist (Satan incarnate); 9/11 was warnin

AMEN!!!

wait

wat?

wtf did i just read? nvm i didnt read more than the first 2 lines.

lulz @ he'll get along with me... my fist would get along with your busted face

[i!!ustrious]

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bust out...

[coleby761]

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Gotta give them some credit because who actually opens the door when these pricks come to their house? Their resolve is admirable!

[coleby761]

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Has anyone actually ever stopped masturbating because of that guy holding the sign on campus says they are going to hell? Yeah, you know who I am talking about and I want to kick them in the balls.

Shit you mean I can start wanking off again? If I see that guy again I'll kick him twice in the nuts. One for me, one for you three hills. All this time wasted I've got catching up to do. Off to the rockin boobage thread. Peace

[MJDub]

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[threehills]

Re: Barack, Batman, Santa: types of the Antichrist (Satan incarnate); 9/11 was warnin

Has anyone actually ever stopped masturbating because of that guy holding the sign on campus says they are going to hell? Yeah, you know who I am talking about and I want to kick them in the balls.

[lilsensa]

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Who signs up for an account on an EDM board to post religious propaganda? What a load of BS.

Hexactly.

[Steve Graham]

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God's hand behind nature & all history is manifest by the fact that there are so many things & people which each resemble the Antichrist (Satan incarnate) who will be worshipped worldwide in place of Christ, and the three persons of God including Christ, in so many uncommon ways that some atheists falsely concluded that Jesus' life was a fiction based on the life of Julius Caesar, or Buddha, or some other pagan god, especially due to the book The DaVinci Code, so do not be deceived into thinking that these resemblances are merely coincidental. I call these people "types of Christ" & "types of the Antichrist."


"He who believes in the Son has eternal life; but he that is disobedient to the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God abides on him." (John 3:36)

twat

[Kamal]

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[jarble187]

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Who signs up for an account on an EDM board to post religious propaganda? What a load of BS.

[Kobe]

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What, I didn't make the list again? I'm going to have to step my anti-Christing up in '09...

[kassios]

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