Barack, Batman, Santa: types of the Antichrist (Satan incarnate); 9/11 was warning

[bobjuice]

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^^He was his own father?? I have never paid attention to religion. No joke.

Of course he was his own father lil, his mum was a virgin - you get it now?

What a great story - let me know when it comes out in hardback pls holygodbotherer20 or whatever you were called

As for Jesus himself - i gotta say pics or stfu

[MJDub]

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all these lunatic bible thumper fanatics are just as useless as the islamofascists.

This.

[lilsensa]

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^^He was his own father?? I have never paid attention to religion. No joke.

[DIDI]

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he forgot the best of all, George Burns, who played both i might add!

that being said, i'd like to respond to him with this quote,

" Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."

Really puts it all into perspective doesn't it.

[DancingQueen]

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[i!!ustrious]

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all these lunatic bible thumper fanatics are just as useless as the islamofascists.

[|Thrax|]

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rum and coke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[raver_mania]

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I think the clues in the "Dark" Knight .... which also means that "Dark" chocolate is also on the banned list.

I must also be an anti-christ follower, as I like "dark" progressive!! oh man...never knew I was one of the damned!!

lol

HOLYINTHELORD85 Please come save meeee!!!

BTW, if you're a chick I think you should post some nekkid pics.

[simonr]

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he/she sure did go through the effort of coming up with a screen name and an avatar.Not to shabby.I had no idea Batman was part of the antichrist.and now I know.

I think the clues in the "Dark" Knight .... which also means that "Dark" chocolate is also on the banned list.

[buckman]

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he/she sure did go through the effort of coming up with a screen name and an avatar.Not to shabby.I had no idea Batman was part of the antichrist.and now I know.

[kassios]

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bannnn the mofo

[Steve Graham]

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I've been aching for a nice hot cup of Instant Ban..... so if there is a vote, consider it done......

[raver_mania]

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God's hand behind nature & all history is manifest by the fact that there are so many things & people which each resemble the Antichrist (Satan incarnate) who will be worshipped worldwide in place of Christ, and the three persons of God including Christ, in so many uncommon ways that some atheists falsely concluded that Jesus' life was a fiction based on the life of Julius Caesar, or Buddha, or some other pagan god, especially due to the book The DaVinci Code, so do not be deceived into thinking that these resemblances are merely coincidental. I call these people "types of Christ" & "types of the Antichrist."

I. Natural objects: Sun (symbol of the Son of God "the Sun of Righteousness" [Mal. 4:2]), the Moon (symbol of Satan chief of the "world-rulers of darkness" [Eph. 6:12] & chief adversary of the Son of God), the undying omnipresent invisible light ["God is light"], the undying omnipresent invisible wind [Holy Spirit], water, and more. (please don't scoff, friend. the resemblances between these things and the things I say they symbolize are far too numerous & uncommon to be coincidental, and they are all thoroughly supported by the Bible; all nature testifies to the truth of the Bible)

II. In History:
A. in Bible: -types of Christ: Noah the one means of being saved, Isaac, Joseph the savior of the world, Moses, the Passover Lamb the means of salvation, …
-types of Antichrist: Nimrod ("rebellion") the King of Babylon, Saul ("death") the 1st King of Israel, & Goliath, Cain, Esau/Edom ("red"- Satan's color) the only brother & rival of Jacob, & King Solomon ("peace"- as Jesus is the "Prince of Peace") the son of David (who had many "whores") & the wisest person ever other than Jesus & who has 666 shekels of gold coming to him every year,…

B. outside Bible: types of the Antichrist:
-Santa Claus a.k.a. Satan Claws (I'm not crazy; Satan "transforms himself into an angel of light" & "deceiveth the whole world"!), the popes
-gods (ex. "virgin-born" Buddha [god to some], Crishna the chief Hindu god, Confucius, Hercules)
-writers/philosophers (ex. Socrates-"virgin-born" Plato-Aristotle, Immanuel Kant, Nietzsche),
-political leaders (ex. "virgin-born" Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Hitler, Lincoln who died on Good Friday & JFK who both suffered a "fatal head wound" like the Antichrist [Rev. 13:3], Obama),
-movie stars (especially ones who played God or Satan, like Willem Dafoe, Jim Carrey, & Jack Nicholson),
-heroes/villains (Batman, Spider-Man, Harry Potter, Frodo Baggins, James Bond, Superman; Achilles, Odysseus, Aeneas,...),
-music stars (Elvis, Jim Morrison of the Doors, John Lennon of the Beatles,...)
-and many more.

The USA is "Mystery Babylon" of Is.13-14,47-48; Jer.50-51; Rev. 17-18. "The king of Babylon" is identified as Satan in Isaiah 14, and Obama is now "the king" of USA Babylon. 9/11 is mentioned all over the Bible, including in the first 9 verses of Chapter 11 of Genesis which talks about God's destruction of the Tower of Babylon during a time of a global language like English. The USA is soon to be destroyed, followed by the rest of the world during the Great Tribulation. (9/11 is also hinted at in many 9:11 verses, the Two Witnesses of Rev. 11 which the Twin Towers foreshadowed, and Revelation 18 which talks of the fall of Babylon the Great the center of world trade, and much more)

"He who believes in the Son has eternal life; but he that is disobedient to the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God abides on him." (John 3:36)

Duuuudddee!! Why do you believe in such a hateful, spiteful, controlling God?? I think you should dis-own this version of God, and come to the light. Stories invented by the poor scared minds of our ancestors are just that - stories.

[lilsensa]

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^^Raaar. Satan Clawz!!

[chloe harris]

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lol @ satan claws.