Toxicologic test

[Marimba]

im gping to have a Toxicologic Hair test...
anyone knows how much time do i have to be clean?

[picklemonkey]

loooooong fuckin time. years if your hair is long

[Marimba]

how much???

[beto]

http://my.webmd.com/hw/health_guide_atoz/aa81648.asp

There you have an interesting article. But if you want to pass it wthout using some product to clean up you hair... it looks like you'll have to be clean for a long time...

[picklemonkey]

http://www.passitkit.com/testing.htm

"Average hair grows 1/4 inch per month"

Do the math. If you have 3 inches of hair, it'll be traceable for up to a year. And depending on how much you used whatever chemical you used, you may want to add a month or two to your number to make up for the amount of time it takes your body to purge it from your system once you quit using it.

[Marimba]

thanks......
I think i?m in fucking trouble!!!!
I??m clean since laste year,
but a few months ago a take a half pill and some coke.
shit! im dead!!

[beto]

get one of those deep hair cleansing products... and pray...

[picklemonkey]

get a military cut

[MJ]

Who`s testing you? Work?

Nosey bastards, what you get up to in your own time is your own business imo, fuck, if i were tested, they`d lock me up and throw away the key :?

[Marimba]

jajaja I already have it

[picklemonkey]

doh. well good luck dude

[Marimba]

the fucking work...

[MJ]

This really fucks me off! What is the world coming to when you can`t abuse your own body without some interfering nobody wanting to know. What are they going to gain from the result? "Oh gosh, this employee has had a line of coke in the last week or so.. he surely can`t be allowed to answer the phones anymore"

Toilets.... all of em! Leave us herbal worshipers alone and go and drink ya sherry!

[beto]

get a military cut

and a full body wax job too

[Marimba]

freedom!!!!!!