Joke time again...

[FM]

just too bad no karma involved... :wink:

A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom," he asked, "Are these my brains?"

Mom answered, "Not yet."

bum-bum-bum *crash*

[thezzapper]

nice.....

[Galapidate]

[msanchez]

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...A sandwich walks into a bar. Says, "bartender, gimme a beer." Bartender says, "sorry, we dont server food here."

[djmusic]

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "why the long face?"

[remy]

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What did the Zero say to the Eight?

- Nice belt

[Pataky P]

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Great!!!

[msanchez]

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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"....

[DigitalReason]

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What did the Zero say to the Eight?

- Nice belt

o-m-g

ok [you], check another one :
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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

[FlashLight]

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What is a difference between 10 gooses(animal) and 3 blonds?
7

What has 4 legs and one arm?
Happy pit bull.

Name?
Abu Dalah Sarafi.
Sex?
Four times a week.
No, no, no..... male or female?
Male, female...... sometimes camel.......

thats all folks, at least for now.

2 DigitalReason: dont know wher did u find me, orif this one was for me, but anyway, its good. :wink:

[Wanni]

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Wait, I don't get it. Why did you name me here?

What did the Zero say to the Eight?

- Nice belt

o-m-g

ok [you], check another one :
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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

[Civic_Zen]

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What did the Zero say to the Eight?

- Nice belt

o-m-g

ok [you], check another one :
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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

I am totally lost, all these references to me. Why? How? Who? and most of all What?

[papa_giorgio]

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Did somebody called me?

[remy]

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What do you call cheese that's not yours?

-Nacho cheese

What do you call cheese that's not yours in da hood?

-Nacho cheese mothafucka'!!

[WilDFire]

Digital Reason - you're scaring me. How do you know my wife's a teacher? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddd ddd.