really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)

[peloquin]

Re: really really offensive joke.(not for those with kids)

Here it is:

Why did pelo cross the road?




Cos he had his cock stuck in the chicken.

cosk eh? you tried, dont feel too bad.

[MJ]

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^^ eh?

[bart_smastard]

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cosk = cock .. gotta be a leeds accent . damn these americans no nothing

[Hos]

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cosk = cock .. gotta be a leeds accent . damn these americans no nothing

who nos?

[MJ]

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^^ lol

[bart_smastard]

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damn the fucker beat me to the edit

[bart_smastard]

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mod powers suck for those who don't have them

[Hos]

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hey you were too slow

[bart_smastard]

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yup that too .. but mod powers seem to trancend time . and speed is irrelavent

[clintlove]

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick?





Who gives a fuck, they're both fat!

[peloquin]

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick?





Who gives a fuck, they're both fat!

[bart_smastard]

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What's a fat chick and a moped got in common?




They are both fun to ride but you wouldn't want ure mates to see you on one

[thesightless]

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pickle has it, im letting him post it, so that way i know if he refuses, i was right to pull it.

[picklemonkey]

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a husband and wife take off to the hospital to give birth to thier first child.
upon arrival, the wife is wisked away to the delivery, the husband left paceing in the waiting room. after an hour of pacing, he looks up to see a doctor walking to him with a nervous smile


""we have good news, your son was born with a special gift."" says the Dr.""upon delivery, he flew around the room""

""NO WAY"" says the husband.

""yes, hold on""

so the doctor comes back to the waiting room, baby in hand. he takes the baby and says ""here look"" then he tosses the baby up in the air, and it falls to the ground ""splat"

the husband grabs the doctor by the throat and begins choking him ""what the hell are you doing?~?~?~?~!!!!!!!"""

""sorry, but im telling he can fly, Lemee try again""

immediatly the doctor breaks free, picking up the baby, and tossing it against a wall""SPLAT""

at this point the husband is livid. again, grabbing the doctor and punching him with a good shot""YOU LOON< IMMA KILL YOU>""

so the doctor puts a surprised look on his face and says

""I KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG"" wait i have to show you. so he runs over, picks up the baby, throws it out the window, the baby falling 6 stories to the ground.""SPLAT""

the husband loses all control, grabs a scapel, and drives it into the chest of the doctor,

the doctor looks up and says in writhing pain,

""IM SORRY I WAS KIDDING HE WAS BORN DEAD""

who wants to fight. after 8 pages of that annoying tpoto thread I'm ready to fight about something that offends someone, too

[bart_smastard]

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thats sick . damn sick .. but u bet ure bottom dollar it's being told in work tommorow