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  • Yao
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    check the douchebag movie...

    "What is your biggest pet peeve?"

    "Pet peeve? I dont know what the fuck that is..."

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  • Yao
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    Originally posted by res0nat0r
    good time to bring up hotchickswithdouchebags.com

    http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
    Hohooooo this is lovely! They really have the biggest dipshits alive on that site, I'm laughing myself to death here...

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  • simonr
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    Kamal ... absolute classic !



    Shosh .. this thread is hilarious !

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  • chanty
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    Originally posted by Kamal



    Rerro Fraggots,

    Mry name is Scrooby, rand I hrate every sringle one of you. Arll of roo are frat, retarded, ro-rives roo sprend revery second rof their day rooking rat stupid rass prictures. Roo rar reverything brad rin the rorld. Ronestly, rave rany of roo rever grotten any prussy? Ri mean, Ri guess rit's frun making frun rof preople brecause of rour rown rinsecurities, brut roo rall trake tro ra whrole rew revel. Rhis ris reven wrorse rhan rerking roff tro pictures ron fracebook.

    Ron't be ra stranger. Rust rhit re rith rour brest shrot. Ri'm pretty mruch perfect. Ri was rhe read of mry rown shrow, and frucked rover ghrosts. Rhat sprorts dro roo pray, rother rhan "jrack roff tro raked rawn jrapanese preople"? Ri ralso gret scooby shnacks, rand hrave ra branging hrot grirlfriend (Shre just threw me shome schrooby shnacks; Shrit ras RHO rhash). Roo rare rall raggots whro shrould jrust rhill roorshelves. Rhanks fror ristening.

    Ric Rhelated: Rit's rhe rand mry ritch

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  • tiddles
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    Greetings Borg,
    My name is Jean-Luc Picard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are violent, hive minded, life forms who spend every second of their day assimilating other races. You are everything bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you ever done any first contacts? I mean, I guess it's fun assimilating other species, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than breaking the prime directive.
    Don't be an alien. Just phase me with your highest setting. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Stargazer, and I'm captain of the USS Enterprise. What exploring do you do, other than "destroying civilizations and assimilating their technology"? I also have a perfect crew, and a banging hot ship (She just did a Picard Maneuver; Shit was SO cash). You are all an evil race who should just retreat to your homeworld. Hailing frequencies closed.
    Pic Related: It's me and my ship

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  • tiddles
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  • unkownartist
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    was gonna jibtard it but decided against it lmao

    dont like to have pictures of penis anywhere neer my hard drives lmao

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  • Kamal
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  • i!!ustrious
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    please can sum1 do one akin to the..






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  • tiddles
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    ahahah best thread in a long time

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  • Kamal
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    Originally posted by shosh



    Hey Faggots,
    My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
    Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

    found another site where this shit was posted and some of the comments from others were fantastic

    Nice tan.

    How many carrots did you fuck to get that orange? holy shit!

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  • MJDub
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    Originally posted by shosh
    ^^^



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  • res0nat0r
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    here's my contribution:




    Hey Fegguts,
    My neme-a is Juhn, und I hete-a ifery seengle-a oone-a ooff yuoo. Ell ooff yuoo ere-a fet, reterded, nu-leeffes vhu spend ifery secund ooff zeeur dey luukeeng et stoopeed ess peectoores. Yuoo ere-a iferytheeng bed in zee vurld. Hunestly, hefe-a uny ooff yuoo ifer guttee uny poossy? I meun, I gooess it's foon mekeeng foon ooff peuple-a becoose-a ooff yuoor oovn insecooreeties, boot yuoo ell teke-a tu a vhule-a noo lefel. Thees is ifee vurse-a thun jerkeeng ooffff tu peectoores oon fecebuuk.
    Dun't be-a a strunger. Joost heet me-a veet yuoor best shut. I'm pretty mooch perffect. I ves cepteeen ooff zee fuutbell teem, und sterter oon my besketbell teem. Vhet spurts du yuoo pley, oozeer thun &qoout;jeck ooffff tu neked drevn jepunese-a peuple-a&qoout;? I elsu get streeeght E's, und hefe-a a bungeeng hut gurlffreeend (She-a joost bloo me-a; Sheet ves SO cesh). Yuoo ere-a ell fegguts vhu shuoold joost keell yuoorselfes. Thunks fur leestening.
    Peec Releted: It's me-a und my beetch

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  • shosh
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    oh i see you deleted your post. that wasnt my stash, but it has most of them...

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