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  • shosh
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    Hey Murderers,
    My name is Horatio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you have something to hide, so you spend every second of your day looking at stupid ass pictures of the next person you're going to kill. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten caught? I mean, I guess it's fun killing people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of crime scenes on Ogrish.
    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best crime. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the CSI team, and I solve a new case every day. What cases do you solve, other than "jacking off to dead people"? I also get to be on TV, and have banging hot sunglasses (I just put them on; Shit was SO YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
    Pic Related: It's me and my sunglasses

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  • BSully828
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    Originally posted by MJDub
    What's that say?
    "Sparta is so CAAAAAAASH!!!!"

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  • shosh
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    Originally posted by MJDub
    What's that say?
    oh it was greek... looks like your browser couldnt read those fonts.

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  • MJDub
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    Originally posted by shosh



    Έι, πούστρες,
    Με λένε Λεωνίδα, και σας μισώ όλους. Είστε όλοι ένα μάτσο χοντροί, καθυστερημένοι άζωοι που περνάτε κάθε δευτερόλεπτο της ημέρας σας κοιτάζοντας μαλακίες εικόνες. Είστε ότι κακό σε αυτόν τον κόσμο. Ειλικρινά, έχει γαμήσει ποτέ κανένας σας; Θέλω να πω, έχει πλάκα να κοροιδεύετε τον κόσμο λόγω των δικών σας ανασφαλειών, αλλά αυτό ξεπερνάει τα όρια. Αυτό είναι χειρότερο και απ' το να τραβάς μαλακία στις εικόνες του Facebook.
    Μην κολώνετε. Πείτε μου ό,τι γουστάρετε. Είμαι σχεδόν τέλειος. Ήμουν αρχηγός της ομάδας του ποδοσφαίρου, και βασικός στην ομάδα του μπάσκετ. Τι άλλα σπορ παίζετε, εκτός από το "τραβάω μαλακία με ζωγραφισμένες γιαπωνέζες"; Επίσης παίρνω συνεχώς εικοσάρια, και έχω μία καυτή γκομενάρα (μόλις μου πήρε πίπα -ΠΟΛΥ γαμάτο). Είστε όλοι πούστηδες που πρέπει να αυτοκτονήσετε. Ευχαριστώ που με ακούσατε.
    Σχετική η εικόνα: είμαι εγώ με την σκύλα μου.
    What's that say?

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  • res0nat0r
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    good time to bring up hotchickswithdouchebags.com

    Pictures of Hot Chicks with Total and Complete Douchebags. With Commentary.

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  • shosh
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    who sent this to me lol? i went to my CP to change my sig and saw this.

    shit was so cash July 30, 2008 06:19:46 PM stupid ass thread dickhead
    Last edited by shosh; July 31, 2008, 04:48:27 PM.

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  • i!!ustrious
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    Originally posted by shosh


    Hey Infidels,
    My name is Mahmoud, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded Americans who spend every second of their day blaspheming the will of Allah. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not kissed off to the Israeli lobby? I mean, I guess it's fun invading and occupying sovereign lands for oil, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than depicting the prophet himself.
    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best ICBM. I'm pretty much perfect. I know how to enrich uranium, and I'm thinking about building my own nuclear weapons. What sports do you play, other than "eat all the cheeseburgers I can swallow"? I also pray toward Mecca every morning, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all zionist jews who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
    Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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    اسمي جون ، وانا اكره كل واحد منكم. لكم جميعا بدناء ، والمتخلفين ، لا - من إنفاق كل ثانية من اليوم النظر في غباء الحمار الصور. انت كل شيء سيئ في العالم. وبصراحة ، كنت قد اي من أي من اي وقت مضى بدأت الهره؟ يعني ، أعتقد أنه مرح يسخر من الناس بسبب انعدام الامن الخاصة بك ، ولكنك تأخذ جميع برمته الى مستوى جديد. وهذا هو أسوأ من الرجيج من لتواجه على الصور.
    لا يكون غريبا. يكفي ان تضغط لي مع افضل ما لديكم من اطلق النار. انا جميلة الكثير من الكمال. كنت قائد فريق كرة القدم ، والانطلاق على بلادي فريق كرة السلة. هل ما تقوم به الرياضة ، غير "جاك عارية من الانتباه الى الشعب الياباني"؟ واود ايضا ان تحصل على الف المستقيم ، ويكون للاحداث ضجيجا الساخن صديقه (وقالت انها مجرد فجر لي ؛ اللعنه ذلك النقدية). انت كل من حزم الحطب وينبغي ان مجرد قتل انفسكم. شكرا على الاستماع.
    الموافقة المسبقه عن علم المتصله : انا وبلادي كلبه


    omfg. major league win dude~! still laughing.

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  • shosh
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    Hey Infidels,
    My name is Mahmoud, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded Americans who spend every second of their day blaspheming the will of Allah. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not kissed off to the Israeli lobby? I mean, I guess it's fun invading and occupying sovereign lands for oil, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than depicting the prophet himself.
    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best ICBM. I'm pretty much perfect. I know how to enrich uranium, and I'm thinking about building my own nuclear weapons. What sports do you play, other than "eat all the cheeseburgers I can swallow"? I also pray toward Mecca every morning, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all zionist jews who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
    Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

    ،
    اسمي جون ، وانا اكره كل واحد منكم. لكم جميعا بدناء ، والمتخلفين ، لا - من إنفاق كل ثانية من اليوم النظر في غباء الحمار الصور. انت كل شيء سيئ في العالم. وبصراحة ، كنت قد اي من أي من اي وقت مضى بدأت الهره؟ يعني ، أعتقد أنه مرح يسخر من الناس بسبب انعدام الامن الخاصة بك ، ولكنك تأخذ جميع برمته الى مستوى جديد. وهذا هو أسوأ من الرجيج من لتواجه على الصور.
    لا يكون غريبا. يكفي ان تضغط لي مع افضل ما لديكم من اطلق النار. انا جميلة الكثير من الكمال. كنت قائد فريق كرة القدم ، والانطلاق على بلادي فريق كرة السلة. هل ما تقوم به الرياضة ، غير "جاك عارية من الانتباه الى الشعب الياباني"؟ واود ايضا ان تحصل على الف المستقيم ، ويكون للاحداث ضجيجا الساخن صديقه (وقالت انها مجرد فجر لي ؛ اللعنه ذلك النقدية). انت كل من حزم الحطب وينبغي ان مجرد قتل انفسكم. شكرا على الاستماع.
    الموافقة المسبقه عن علم المتصله : انا وبلادي كلبه

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  • Huggie Smiles
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    Originally posted by Dhar_2
    i'm english fool!
    southern fairy to boot.

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  • Localizer
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    he jerks off to pictures on facebook?

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  • |Thrax|
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    cheers for that one shosh.

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  • shosh
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    Originally posted by Jenks


    thread delivers. awesome.

    nice work shosh, guess you're not 100% douche afterall.
    dick.

    change my title to say: shit was so cash

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  • Jenks
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    thread delivers. awesome.

    nice work shosh, guess you're not 100% douche afterall.

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  • shosh
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    Hello Chaps,

    My name is Winston Holmes the 4th, and I dislike all of you little devils. One could say all you are porky, stupid, 3rd class citizens who spend every moment of their dreadful day looking at silly old pictures. You are all that is horrid in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever escorted a beautiful lady? One means, one guesses it is jolly good fun insulting other people because of your own insecurities, but you devils take to a whole new level. This is even worse than meeting Madam Palm and her five beautiful daughters to pictures on Facebook.

    It wouldn’t be fair for me to chastise you without giving you the chance to return the favour, pip. Go ahead blighters. One is pretty much perfect. One was captain of the football team (proper football, none of that Yankee tripe), and starter on one’s cricket team. What sports do you play? One also gets straight A's at Eton, and has a spliffingly beautiful lady friend (She just made me tea; crumpets were gosh darn spliffing). You little blighters should sort one’s life out. Cheerio old boy, cheers for listening.

    Pic Related: It's me and my smashing lady

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  • Taylor Norris
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    Im speechless. You must say where you found the original.

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