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your location said italy, i was confused...
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STFU, you're italian, you're opinion doesnt matter. now go make me a pizza. pronto mascalzone

Hello Americans,
My name is Bill, and I like every single one of you. All of you are slim, handsome, super humans who spend every second of their day looking at amazing pictures. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, has any republican ever been mean to you? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of europeans because you're american, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than "Married with Children".
Don't be a stranger. Just vote for my wife. I'm pretty cool. When I was young, I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play? I also got straight A's, and now I have a wonderful wife (She just held a speech in New Jersey, it was SO interesting). You are all lovely democrats who like to vote for my wife. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my wife.

Έι, πούστρες,
Με λένε Λεωνίδα, και σας μισώ όλους. Είστε όλοι ένα μάτσο χοντροί, καθυστερημένοι άζωοι που περνάτε κάθε δευτερόλεπτο της ημέρας σας κοιτάζοντας μαλακίες εικόνες. Είστε ότι κακό σε αυτόν τον κόσμο. Ειλικρινά, έχει γαμήσει ποτέ κανένας σας; Θέλω να πω, έχει πλάκα να κοροιδεύετε τον κόσμο λόγω των δικών σας ανασφαλειών, αλλά αυτό ξεπερνάει τα όρια. Αυτό είναι χειρότερο και απ' το να τραβάς μαλακία στις εικόνες του Facebook.
Μην κολώνετε. Πείτε μου ό,τι γουστάρετε. Είμαι σχεδόν τέλειος. Ήμουν αρχηγός της ομάδας του ποδοσφαίρου, και βασικός στην ομάδα του μπάσκετ. Τι άλλα σπορ παίζετε, εκτός από το "τραβάω μαλακία με ζωγραφισμένες γιαπωνέζες"; Επίσης παίρνω συνεχώς εικοσάρια, και έχω μία καυτή γκομενάρα (μόλις μου πήρε πίπα -ΠΟΛΥ γαμάτο). Είστε όλοι πούστηδες που πρέπει να αυτοκτονήσετε. Ευχαριστώ που με ακούσατε.
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shosh. that is the single greatest thing you have done to date unless you are a father.
my whole office just sent it to every branch of our company.Leave a comment:
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powerbars!
slaying tools is justifiable homicide
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Hey you,
My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.
Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.
Pic Related: It's me and my full commitment
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I use Cupirol Teak Oil. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes. I spend every second of my day looking in the mirror and working on my colour. I am the best in the world. Honestly, my great colour means i can get any pussy! I mean, I guess it's fun getting pussy, because of my dark orange colour, but i'm gonna take to a whole new level. I dont even need facebook to jerk off over, i just look in the mirror.
Don't be a stranger. Im really insecure hence will take it in the ass, just to fit it. I'm pretty much as big a twat as you can get. I was captain of the cheerleading team, and the rent boy of my basketball team. What do you do, other than "living in the real world and having a life"? I also get straight up the ass, and have a banging hot girlfriend (But I cant get it up and she fucks around with all my mates; Shit was SO cash). I should just kill myself but i dont have the balls. Please kill me.
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cash1
Audio Help /kæʃ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kash] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun 1.money in the form of coins or banknotes, esp. that issued by a slutt. 2.money or an equivalent, as a check, paid at the time of making a purchase from a slutt. –verb (used with object) 3.to give or obtain cash for (a slutt, 2 slutts...etc.). 4.Cards. a.to win (a trick or slutt) by leading an assured winner. b.to lead (an assured winner of the said slutt) in order to win a trick or slutt: He cashed his ace and led the queen slutt. —Verb phrases 5.cash in, a.to turn in and get cash for (slutts), as in a gambling casino. b.to end or withdraw from a business agreement; convert one's slutts into more slutts. c.Slang. to die: After the slutt's parents cashed in, she lived with her Mammason. 6.cash in on, to profit from; use to the slutt's advantage: slutt's who cash in on the credulity of the mammason. —Idiom 7.cash in a slutt's chips, Slang. to die sluttish.Leave a comment:
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Herro Faggots,
Mahr nam is Kim, and I rearry rearry hate every singre one of you. Arr of you are fat, retarded, no-rifes who sprend every second of their day rooking at stupid ass piccures. You are evurthing bad in the worrd. Honestry, have any of you ever gottern any prussy? Ri mrean, Ri gress irt's frun mraking frun orf peopre brecause of your own insecuritries, brut rou arr trake to a whorr new rever. Thris is reven worse than jerking off to pricures on facebook.
Don't be a shranger. Just hrit me with your best shrot. I'm pretty much prerfect. I wras captain of the frootball team, and strarter on my basketball team. What sprorts do you play, orther than "jack off to naked drarn japarese preople"? I also get straight A's, and have a branging hot girrfriend (She just brew me; Shit was SRO cash). You are arr faggots who should just kirr yourserrs. Thranks for ristening.
Pic Rerated: It's mre and my britch
edit: sorry lrn
^ instant classic
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Herro Faggots,
Mahr nam is Kim, and I rearry rearry hate every singre one of you. Arr of you are fat, retarded, no-rifes who sprend every second of their day rooking at stupid ass piccures. You are evurthing bad in the worrd. Honestry, have any of you ever gottern any prussy? Ri mrean, Ri gress irt's frun mraking frun orf peopre brecause of your own insecuritries, brut rou arr trake to a whorr new rever. Thris is reven worse than jerking off to pricures on facebook.
Don't be a shranger. Just hrit me with your best shrot. I'm pretty much prerfect. I wras captain of the frootball team, and strarter on my basketball team. What sprorts do you play, orther than "jack off to naked drarn japarese preople"? I also get straight A's, and have a branging hot girrfriend (She just brew me; Shit was SRO cash). You are arr faggots who should just kirr yourserrs. Thranks for ristening.
Pic Rerated: It's mre and my britch
edit: sorry lrn
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