Session Start: Sat Jul 29 00:38:45 2006
[00:38] Jib: queer
[00:38] *** Auto-response sent to Jib: I am currently idle.
[00:39] Jib: you came back to check this message for nothing
[00:39] Jib: cos you're queer
[02:51] Adam: hah
[02:51] Adam: is this queer? *pats left hand* is this queer? *pats right hand*
[02:53] Adam: you mix sucked for 5 minutes.
[02:55] Jib: which 5 minutes? i'll edit them out
[02:55] Adam: right.
[02:58] Adam: it was your wmc hotel room set
[02:59] Adam: there was some track that I wasn't digging the track laying at 27min of the 5/10 set
[02:59] Jib: get over it fag
[02:59] Adam: just not a fan of the track. the mix didn't suck.
[02:59] Jib: and drink another mich ultra
Session Start: Fri Feb 09 15:16:24 2007
[15:16] Jib: hey snookumz
[15:16] Jib: how's the drippy nose
[15:16] Jib: still crying ?
[15:16] Adam: hah
[15:17] Adam: i was over it way before you posted about my tampon
[15:17] Jib: haha
[15:17] Jib: i know
[15:17] Jib: but i love bustin ballz
[15:18] Adam: i bet you do
[15:18] Adam: fag
Session Start: Thu Feb 15 22:26:43 2007
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[22:29] Jib: well hopefully you ended the evening with a horizontal friction dance
[22:29] Adam: no :S
[22:29] Jib: fuck
[22:29] Adam: she's got problems with her vag
[22:29] Jib: get her out of there now
[22:29] Adam: haven't gotten anything in two weeks
[22:29] Jib: NOW dude now
[22:29] Adam: she has an infection.
[22:29] Jib: save yourself
[22:29] Jib: dont look back
[22:29] Adam: I fucked her up somehow 2 weeks ago.
[22:29] Jib: LMAO
[22:29] Jib: what a situation
[22:29] Jib: i'll smoke to that
[22:29] Adam: haha
[22:30] Jib: if her vagina doesn't work, then what could she possibly offer you?
[22:30] Jib: get rid of her
[22:30] Adam: lol
[22:30] Jib: listen to your e-friends
[22:30] Adam: she's getting better. almost fixed
[22:30] Jib: LMFAO
[22:30] Adam: on medicine.
[22:30] Adam: lol
[22:30] Jib: her vagina is almost fixed
[22:30] Jib: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:31] Adam: yeah. once it's fixed i'ma rip the shit out of it again
[22:31] Jib: if i were you i'd eat it out instead of ripping it up
[22:31] Jib: you shouldnt have to wait for it to get fixed to use it again
[22:32] Jib: it isn't a cd player
[22:33] Adam: lol
[22:33] Adam: but I do want to use it agian.
[22:33] Adam: so I need to let it get fixed. otherwise I might not ever see it again.
[22:33] Jib: good thing there's millions of other cd players out there.
Session Start: Mon Mar 19 15:24:50 2007
[15:24] Jib: less than 24 hours til we get to kiss
[15:24] *** Auto-response sent to Jib: I am currently away from the computer.
[15:25] Jib: we should just 69
[15:25] Jib: right on the sidewalk
[15:25] Adam:

[15:25] Adam: how about in the sand
[15:25] Jib: sandy fuh gyta?
[15:26] Jib: better have a bottle waiting for me
[15:26] Jib: punk!
[15:26] Jib: crown or jack
Session Start: Fri Jul 06 21:51:56 2007
[21:51] Adam: whatup bitch
[21:52] Adam: i harte you
[21:52] Jib: not as much as i love you
[21:52] Adam: i have a blind date tomorrow.
[21:52] Adam: that should be fun
[21:53] Jib: rad
[21:53] Adam: i'm growin a 'stache tonight so she can ride it 'morrow
[21:53] Jib: lmao
[21:53] Jib: good luck
[21:54] Jib: how did this happen?
[21:54] Adam: buddy that I used to work with set it up
[21:57] Jib: hah. word
[21:57] Jib: do a few shots beforehand to loosen up
[21:57] Jib: Jib would

[21:57] Adam: i would too
[22:02] Adam: Let's say I go into a blind date, let's say she's even remotely interested in me. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible nightly poon. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go PSZYSCHYJKKSYTCK! PSZYSCHYJKKSYTCK!
[22:02] Adam: And that's when I blow it.

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