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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11418

    Re: Masturbation

    Originally posted by pilot
    I heard that girls can get off by crossing their legs and bouncing one leg. Is that true??
    I don't know about chicks but I blow it everytime I do that.
    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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    • DreamGirlie
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 2138

      maybe if they have a 4 inch clit they can get off by swinging their leg? all it does to me is uncomfortable thong up my ass
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      • skahound
        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
        • Jun 2004
        • 11418

        Originally posted by DreamGirlie
        maybe if they have a 4 inch clit they can get off by swinging their leg? all it does to me is uncomfortable thong up my ass
        You just tried it though didn't you? :wink:
        A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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        • DreamGirlie
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 2138

          Re: Masturbation

          Originally posted by picklemonkey
          Originally posted by DreamGirlie
          Originally posted by pilot
          Hey DG,
          Maybe you can clear this one up:
          I heard that girls can get off by crossing their legs and bouncing one leg. Is that true??
          :ROFLMAO:



          Originally posted by pilot
          DAMN!! Look at what I've done!
          Geez this is a better thread than I ever imagined :P
          Don't try taking credit for this thread, you forgot about the thread until 7 pages later
          I take major credit
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          • Steve Graham
            DJ Jelly
            • Jun 2004
            • 12888

            Re: Masturbation



            DreamGirlie took on about 5 or 6 blokes all by herself!

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            • skahound
              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
              • Jun 2004
              • 11418

              Re: Masturbation

              Originally posted by unome
              DreamGirlie took on about 5 or 6 blokes all by herself!
              I wanna see the video of that.
              A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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              • picklemonkey
                Double hoodie beer monster
                • Jun 2004
                • 15380

                Not to see 5 or 6 cocks at a time, though

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                • mw-1
                  Addiction started
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 473

                  I do it all too often...

                  time to find a gf.

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                  • pilot
                    The World is my Playground
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 1424

                    I take full credit!!! I had to go to work for a meeting!!!
                    Not my fault.
                    Besides, I think its a great topic!!!
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                    • thepariah
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 101

                      Originally posted by DreamGirlie
                      i love awkward moments...i really get a kick out of them. I cant imagine one worse than waking up next to someone and wishing them already gone.
                      I have a better question for you. You've been out partying and you're completely wrecked and end up hooking up with someone... and then while you're in the middle you start to sober up and realize you're hooking up with some slag.

                      Do you stick it out or do you make some excuse and split?

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                      • pilot
                        The World is my Playground
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 1424

                        time to find a gf.
                        Screw getting a girlfriend...any girl will do...
                        Bluewire Productions

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                        • mw-1
                          Addiction started
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 473

                          yeah thats true, can't go wrong with 1 night stands...

                          but atleast with a gf I can get it on a regular basis...

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                          • FM
                            Wooooooo!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 5367

                            definitely thread of the month
                            FM

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                            • pilot
                              The World is my Playground
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 1424

                              I have a better question for you. You've been out partying and you're completely wrecked and end up hooking up with someone... and then while you're in the middle you start to sober up and realize you're hooking up with some slag.

                              Do you stick it out or do you make some excuse and split?
                              Stick it out, but make up some excuse. Or just try to fall asleep really fast!!!
                              Bluewire Productions

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                              • DreamGirlie
                                Platinum Poster
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 2138

                                Originally posted by thepariah
                                Originally posted by DreamGirlie
                                i love awkward moments...i really get a kick out of them. I cant imagine one worse than waking up next to someone and wishing them already gone.
                                I have a better question for you. You've been out partying and you're completely wrecked and end up hooking up with someone... and then while you're in the middle you start to sober up and realize you're hooking up with some slag.

                                Do you stick it out or do you make some excuse and split?
                                haha. fuck making up an excuse...just split!
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