So you are up to your neck in a vat of shit and someone throws a bucket of sick at you.
Would you duck?
Would you duck?
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Is it Charlize Theron's sick or some random bucket thereof?Comment
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That is quite a quandary, but I'd have to say yes. If I'm up to my neck in shit, I'm probably already used to the smell of the shit and even if that shit ends up on my actual face making it worse, it's likely better than having to get used to to the completely new smell of shit filtered through vomit.
Let me add this to it -- let's say you know that if you duck, there's a 50% chance you're still going to get hit with the bucket of sick. I'd have to really think that over.Comment
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fucking deal with it you pusscakes
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Clearly you would turn around.
It was fun while it lasted...
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Would it matter who's waste it was? Sick from Charlize would be no different to any other persons sick, it's all just partially digested food and generally not something you'd like square in your face right? I suppose turning around is not an option we should overlook, however, I'm sure your movement would be limited due to the think mess you were in?
Toasty, I like you thinking. The thought of being totally submerged in shit is something that sways me the way of the sick to be honest.
Descent debate though, keep it up.Comment
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Personally, I think turning around would be cheating. You're either going to have a face full of shit or vomit, that's the dilemma. Would I rather have my face covered with shit or the back of my head covered with vomit? That sir, is the very definition of an easy question. Kudos to floridaorange for thinking outside of the box, though.
If I was in a state of nature (read: not already neck-deep in poo), I'd take the vomit in a New York minute, but in light of the fact that the rest of me is already covered in shit, having it on my face doesn't sound all that bad, on balance.
I guess I do need some more details about the vomit, though, now that I think about it. Are we talking about the vomit that kicks off a bad case of the flu, or the vomit that happens when you shotgun one too many beers in quick succession? If it were the latter, I might go for the vomit, because that tends to be pretty low on the grossness scale.
Shit is shit, though -- don't need to know anything more about that at all.Comment
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Why?Originally posted by ShpiraSo came back last night...
Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....
All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soonOriginally posted by IlluminateComment
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It's good to see you have grasped the importance of the right decision should you ever be presented with this challenge toasty, I myself have spent sometime thinking about what I would do.
I suppose if we are to dissect what the contents of what said vomit are then we should do the same with the poo. Based on your "when you shotgun one too many beers in quick succession" then this would dramatically change the consistency and aroma of poo compared to say that of a healthy none alcoholic meat and two veg a day type of diet.
Infact the more I think about this the more I think.. no, at the end of the day these are just human waste products, what they are made up of would not change the ultimate decision I may have to face one day. And given the fact that I have presented you with the question before the unlikely and unlucky event should ever happen, it has taken away from the spontaneous answer I was hoping to discover.Comment
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i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music
Originally posted by HoffOriginally posted by m1sT3rLComment
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^^ There you go, he made a rational decision just so he could see his hero. Get with it fellas, this could happen to you one day, then you'll thank me for raising this important issue.Comment
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ive stood knee deep in cow-manure, this whole conversation is far from reality. you would most likely shake your head in hopes of deflecting as much of it as possible.
It was fun while it lasted...Comment
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I would duck and if some ofthe 50 percent hits me ......
I then would remove the shit and throw it up and make shit hit the fan!!Comment
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